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Laagi Tujhse Lagan 15th April 2011 Written Update

Mai, Nakku DigguAngry
Mil gayaaaaaaa…mujhko punching bag mil gayaaaaaa…hum se agar koi bach gaya..ho ho…na chodengeTongue,,,Kya kare ..tum logo ne gaana bohut appereiciatte jo kiya…hum phul phul ke phulwa ho gaye haiTongue…tape bandh hi nahi hotiTongueLOL
Thik hai..abhi no pak pak…me rolling up my sleeves..Confused..oye…yeh kya..no sleevesShocked…my bad…I forgot …me wearing sleeveless..Ouch…aaj mein kaise bashing karegiCry

Diggu the piggu Pig is dragging Nakku out of the house by her handAngry
Chhod!!! abhhi Chhod!!! mera kurta sleeveless hai lekin me tere ko handless bana degi…Zindagi mein kabhie tujhe sleeves ki zarurat hi nahi rahegi tere ghatiya badbudar shirts ke liye!!! Chhod!~!!AngryAngryAngry
Mai follows them and frees Nakku’s hand from Diggu the piggu Pig and pushes Nakku inside the house and closes the door and confronts Diggue the piggu Pig..she asks him what has the girl ever done to you….has she ever eaten from your earned money …you go on portraying yourself as Robin hood of the Basti, and one girl is not tolerable to you??…I gave shelter to one girl and you are so angry?? (angry nahi …jealous hai Diggu the piggu Pig) ..you are bringing up three orphans and treating them as your younger brothers, you distribute all your wealth amongst the labourers of this Basti (Ok Mai *puts up her palm* we get the idea…he is the little red riding hood…errr.. I mean Robin hood..aka tees maar khan of this basti…he is very good, paragon of a man, exemplary son and extraordinary brother and blah blah blahDead….hey!! bhagwan!! itne acche logo ko kyun zinda rakha hai re itni gandi duniya mein.!! utha le re ! utha le!! apne paas bula le iss Diggu the piggu Pig ko!!EmbarrassedLOLLOL)
Mai continues her ranting telling Diggu the piggu Pig that what kind of saviour are you (ek dum ghatiya kind…Tongue) ..you would give this beautiful and lonely girl to the police??? you are mad at her because she is saying saab saab na?? sometimes she also calls you saab (Mai!!! Angry …did you have to remind us that and rub the salts in our wounds…woh kal bazaaar mein lene gai thi wo saara namak ghis dala hamare ghaav par..ab naya lene jaayegi kya!!!Ouch)…Mai is telling Diggu that she doesnot know she is calling whom, what? she doesnot even know you and you are getting angry on her…Dont be angry….come I will prepare kheer for you….Diggu the piggu Pig is all wound up Angry and saying that I will not come inside your house or eat from your hands till this girl is here (oho!! to abhi kaha aya tha re tu…discotheque meinAngry…ghar mein hi to ghusa tha!! and you wont eat till she leaves??? Nakku dont you dare leave that house for one monthEvil Smile) and Diggu the piggu Pig walks off and Mai is shouting at his back that who are you trying to warn??? LOL

Mai, Nakku and the Children
Mai is giving kheer to the children in her house and the children are teasing that is the kheer because the dariya wali ladki is back? If yes, then we want her to get lost everydayLOL..Mai tells him to shut up and one of the children says that it is the birthday of Vishnu dada (Mai’s husband) and today they got married and hence the kheer and Mai says good humouredly that yes it is my husband’s happy birthday and says that I wish that where ever he is, he is happyConfused (another character??? nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiOuch) and tells the children to give the kheer to the coconut tree named Diggu the pigguPigLOL
Nakku on the other side of the room has opened a cupboard and pulled out a coat and a taviz from it…she sees the coat and gets happy ( oh no! plz no! not those scenes!!plz plz plz.. But alas!! no body hears me !! CryCryCry) and they show the JMM1 wala flashbacks..when Dutta had put the coat on a sleeping Nakku, the scene where Nakku and Baaji drive to Dutta in the jungle after FR and Dutta puts the coat around Nakku, the Coat and bandage scene of JMM 1 and Nakku gets happy (and I get super sadCryCryCry ) and she wears that coat (Aaaahhhhh!! Wahhhhhhhhhhhh!! Duttaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Cry) she then finds a sindoor box and tries opening it but could not open it, when Mai sees this and rushes towards her shouting on her and Nakku drops the sindoor box and the sindoor spills out on the floorOuch..Mai gets angry and says that why did you open my cupboard and why are you touching my husband’s things (Whew!! they are not Diggu the piggu Pig’s things),,and Nakku says that they belong to my Saab! I will make him wear this and wear this bangles…Mai gets all sad and Nakku asks her why are you crying?? because I am crying??? dont cry..he will come…and Mai says sorry!! i shouted on you…from now I will never shout on you..and Nakku says that is ok…he will come and puts her head on Mai’s shoulder (Awwwww!! that was one heart breaking scene,,,I cant for my life put words to this scene…the way Nakku says…tu kyun roti hai? kyunke mai roi??? and then she says koi baat nahi when Mai asks for forgiveness…it was so heart rendering…no doubt Mai is all ga-ga over this girl…she breaks your heartCry_)

NS and SudsAngry

Fair and handsomeDead…really!!! …there is something seriously wrong with NS…or perhaps he has this Vintage LTL wala schedule with his make up artists ..they only come every alternate epis..M-W-F…. and make him fair and beautiful..haye haye..kisiki nazar na lage Dead and the other days he is in his original colour…Daag jaye par rang na jaye!1AngryAngryAngry
He is playing chess (again!!!Angry) and Suds is sitting on the opposite sofa all shy-why like a bride on her SR bedEmbarrassedAngry NS says that the pawn has given check to the king…what do you think? should I make the king kill the pawn…Suds suddenly gets intelligence attack and says that why to kill a pawn with a king and bring him outside…if you want to kill the pawn, use another pawn (Ullu, the guy is playing with himself inspite of you sitting right there…there is a reason na!!! then why dont you keep your beehive like mouth close and let the bees die inside it due to your bad breathAngryAngryAngry)…NS kills a knight with the knight (Somebody plz explain it to me that if the King is under a check from the pawn then why does the knight jump in to kill the knight…chess mein bhi ullu hote hai kya,,,I thought ghode aur hathi aur camels hi hote haiAngryAngryAngry what crap!!! )..and NS says that you are right and are very intelligentROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL and there are many pawns who want the king’s chair…Suds all blushing with the compliments says that I know who are you talking aboutAngry..But I dont want to go that way ROFLROFLROFLROFL(oh..so you have left the dostana wayROFLROFLROFL) Suds is saying that you know that this chair has an addiction which destroys a person and I dont want to do it anymore…(no casting couch plzROFLROFLROFL)
NS says that it cannot happen as the seat is empty..the king is gone (you @@%$#%##…the king will be back on his white horse..you will see ..and Suds was a sack of sand na..you will be a sack of coal ..you kala kallumal…bina rang ke chameleonAngry) he tells suds that tell me what do you think …who is better if somebody from outside comes or if someone from the house takes over the seat…Suds tells from the house…NS asks him that does he consider himself eligible? and Suds tells that yes, that is why I went against Dutta…NS tells that you are and that is why I ahd called you…and Suds ecstatic that NS has chosen him over Baaji…NS tells him that when things were in Baaji’s hands, Bhau disappeared..he has not done good work..(ohhhhhhh!!Angry,,mere Baaji ko inefficient bolaAngry …bin painde ke laute AngryAngryAngry) and that is why you are eligible…Suds says that Baaji will not leave it so easily..NS tells that two candidates for this chair cannot stay under one roof…I will put my hand on only one person I consider eligible…Suds is all ecstatic and saying that he will not disappoint him….and goes away.(A GPLAngry)
NS alone with his beloved chessAngryAngryAngry and saying that pawn and Vajir…Baaji and Suds (mere baaji ko pawn bola *dhishoom* *dhishoom* AngryAngryAngry)…they need to be finished first…AS.. I will handle (ofcourse NS and AS ki LS jo banani hai abAngryAngry)… And Nakusha…Nakusha will not come in between …I will take care of her..he is holding the queen in his hand at this point of time and saying this he throws it away with vengeanceConfused (so much vengeance !! kyun Nakku ne tere rang pe koi comment kiya tha kyaTongue..itna personal ho gaya re tu..apni beloved chess ke pieces ko aise phenkaTongueLOL)

Diggu and KalaShockedShockedShocked

Diggu the pigguPig on his ghatiya boat hammering something (why dont you hammer that ugly thing bind in a hanky?? oh!! that is your head!! hai na!!EmbarrassedTongueLOL)
He is having flashbacks of his encounter with Nakku and her calling Saab Saab!! he remembers Mai’s words and their recent quarrel…he gets flashbacks of Nakku hanging on his hand and some scene of a man hitting a woman somewhere…and he gets frustrated…
His phone rings and a woman calling and asks ‘Diggu’..Diggu the PigguPig says that Diggu is only for his own people…My name is Digamber…they show it is Kala on that side…(wah wah kya connection hai!!Angry)(Kala has again curled her hair and she looks like real make up ki dukaan!!! her make up reminds me of older classic black and white films….KKK mein shark bite ho gaya lagta haiTongueLOL) Kala tells him that I need your help..Diggu the pigguPig tells him he doesnot deal with women..and she sounds like a crafty woman (oye hoye!! tu to clairvoyant se soundvoyant ban gaya re Diggu the PigguPigTongueLOL).Kala tells him that she really needs his help and it is a family matter and Diggu the piggu Pigtells that means lafda…Kala purusades him to meet him and Diggu the pigguPig tells her that he will consult his card and fix an appointment (ha ha diary jaisi cheez to tu rakhta nahi hoga na!!Angry)
and he cuts the phone and on this side Kala puts down the phone and she tells someone that he is ready to meet me…and Ta da the man raises his head and we have the most awaited entry of today’s epi….Guards stand by!! we have the person of the week..recently unemployed…he is back to join the gang of the rest of unemployed to share their joy and rapture of working in this brilliant trackDead
Kala and Ganpat

The man as you rightly guessed is Ganpat and he is fully drunk and he said that see!! I told you ..and I did help you out and now I have worked off the debt …you gave me shelter and made my daughter the DIL of your houseShockedShockedShocked ( he doesnot know about the recent hay wire situation of PN?? and why in the hell’s name did Kala need Ganpat’s help?? she could not find a single mobile number?? oh Hello!! have you ever heard of yellow pages?? ya phir you dont know how to read and school bunk kar ke charnamrit pine jaati thi!!Angry)
Ganpat tells her that Diggu the piggu doesnot charge much and he will do her work and anyways you never make people work without money na…and extends his hand in expectation of money…and Kala looks at him in disgust and removes one of her bangles and places in his hands Shocked (yeh kya ho raha hai!! Kala ke gehne bik rahe haiShockedShocked oh Kala ke eternal fans!! limited offer hai!! rush rush!! 3 minute ke cameo ke liye kala ka ek kangan free free free!! and LTL mein aaj kal new characters ki full demand hai!! to aap ka chance hai!! grab it with both hands!!!DeadLOL)Ganpat saunters off and Kala in a thinking mode…

Precap:Shocked
Diggu the PigguPig and Kala on a beach and Kala giving her photos of Dutta and Nakku (i think it is that horrendous photo where Nakku and Dutta are looking at the camera and both look like idiots…but wasnt this photo torn off by SeemaConfused) Kala is telling him that these two people have ruined my life and I need to find them ShockedShockedShocked and Diggu the pigguPig tells her to quote the price..and she is going near Diggu Confused (sorry the video got cut at this stage so dont know what happened to Diggu the pigguLOL..by the way Kala is in minimal make upShockedShockedShocked…something I have never seen her in LTL….perhaps for the sympathy factorLOL)


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